Dog Names to Let the World Know You're an English Major

Dog Names to Let the World Know You're an English Major
by Hollie Adams and Brian Jansen

Rejected from: McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Vladimir Nabarkov
Norman Tailer
Dorothy Barker
Fyodor Dogstoevsky
Bark Twain
Albark Camus
Chuck Pawlahniuk
Virginia Woof
Roland Barks
Sir Arthur Canine Doyle
Dog DeLillo
Gabriel Garcia Barkez
Charles Barkowski
Beatrix Pawter
Gustave Flaubark
Jane Pawsten
John Steinbark
Nathaniel Pawthorne

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